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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 14 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Weird. Do they think they did something illegal?

Edit: I think they did, but that is just me. A person not breaking the law.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 10 points 11 hours ago

Poor little fascist fucks

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.

God I sure fucking hope so. Big balls getting his ass beat is not a real punishment. They should all be made to do years worth of community service. The kind of community service that would force them to interact with the people whose lives they destroyed and make them active participants in fixing things.

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 9 points 12 hours ago

Next up ICE "employees".

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 44 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Wait they thought they could do evil shit and use the "just following orders" excuse?

[–] Jiggle_Physics@piefed.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

I am not sure they can't. I will have to see them actually have real consequences before I believe they can't just do evil shit under the guise of "just following orders".

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

They're just classic brown shirts. They literally didn't think that anyone would come after them.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Big balls may want to change his name before going to prison.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Here's 'totally regular balls, nothing to see here" now.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 24 points 17 hours ago

They deserve to be afraid for the rest of their lives.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 38 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 16 points 18 hours ago

If it isn't the consequences of their own actions

[–] zd9@lemmy.world 52 points 20 hours ago

Fuck em all. I sincerely hope at least the worst like 15 of them end up in prison. Musk would be nice too, but we all know that's not going to happen.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 56 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 16 points 21 hours ago

You beat all the rest of us to it.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago

They should. We are gonna get you.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

Should have thought of that before they did everything they did.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Death cults are a helluva drug. They should have just got some tattoos instead of playing around with people's lives.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

What an unfortunate thing to happen on dozen eggs night.

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Big Beautiful Bill’s Balls.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Big Balls indeed. Womp womp.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn't there a mandated limit to how much time he could serve in that role? Not to say he wouldn't have abandoned them, but he was moreso forced out is my understanding. Not that this administration has an issue bending the rules when it feels like (read: completely ignoring them)

[–] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

For the purpose of sections 203, 205, 207, 208, and 209 of this title the term “special Government employee” shall mean an officer or employee of the executive or legislative branch of the United States Government, of any independent agency of the United States or of the District of Columbia, who is retained, designated, appointed, or employed to perform, with or without compensation, for not to exceed one hundred and thirty days during any period of three hundred and sixty-five consecutive days

— 18 USC § 202(a)

Highlight is mine, but yes. There's a limit of 130 days.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

130 days max in 365 days

I think you mixed the two numbers

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Derp! Lol that's exactly what I did. Is late onset dyslexia a thing?

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 7 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, they should.