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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Who the fuck bets long term on Crypto? Isn't the point to short and cash out

[–] regul@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was hoping he got liquidated another way :(

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

I would also accept "vaporized"

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It pisses me off these idiots can lose at every turn and the global system is fucken evil so it won't allow them to actually fail.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In any other more sane universe, there wouldn’t be a right as they would all be irl comic relief characters at worst.

But no, we live in hellworld so I have to see these dipshits Mister Magoo their way to victory by pure dumb luck time and time again.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago
[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't understand these words in this context. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

[–] HeneryHawk@reddthat.com 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Its a bad thing. It means his trades went the other way (a LONG is 'betting' the price goes up, a SHORT is 'betting' the price goes down). Depending on the trade type it can reach a certain level and its automatically closed and you lose it all (that's being LIQUIDATED)

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So he bought on margin and got margin called and liquidated 84 different times? Who would even lend to him at this point?

[–] HeneryHawk@reddthat.com 11 points 2 days ago

I'm assuming things a little but looks like he's opened a long with a hefty enough leverage judging by the open and close price

Grifters like Andrew Taint always have people willing to fund them

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And here I was thinking he got the meltification treatment like that one guy in the first X Men movie, but I guess this works too

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Cobratate

doggirl-smug Liquid Snake

[–] Clippy@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Andrew Tate has now been liquidated 84 times

timmy-pray

[–] Clippy@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

man straight up whipped out a phonebook and cleared the whole page to make sure.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's why you don't fuck with the liquid

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

In the Middle East we don't hunt foxes, we hunt jackals!

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Is he having worst result than pure randomness? That'd be hilarious

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

So...money laundering?