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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 39 points 3 days ago

Take that disgusting spatula off of me! You stir veggies with that thing!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Therefore they sits.

Honestly I don't see what the problem is. Working as intended.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] A_A@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah this one. And they hard bump you with their little furry heads. Then you are loved.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago
[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

I mean if it's a robot cat it's ok, I suppose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Cat: "Put the stick away. This is a non-stick pan. And my ass is on it now."

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Did you try to turn on the stove?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

That has me twisted.

On an instant it sounds incredibly cruel, torture .

But if you consider low heat the pan doesn’t get hot instantly and they probably have enough time to leave so is it?

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago

Boiling frog experiment on a cat.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

I honestly think on its lowest setting with my stove the cat would like it

[–] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

If you put it on very low the cat will think it has a warmed bed

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

He will be... Scraped?

[–] something183786@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago