What kind of idiot would choose dare? truth you can just lie, dare you end up stripping through your wedding screaming my pickle will pop tonight.
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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you can just lie
Bro I loved playing "don't say or do anything embarrassing" with my friends growing up, it was such a fun bonding activity
People need to just participate in adolescent nonsense and develop some trauma, trust issues, or kink like the rest of us.
people with less inhibition than sense
Every game I’ve ever played you had to alternate. Couldn’t just stick to truth.
This may surprise you, but some people are adverse to lying. Even little white lies that harm “no one”.
Gamblers.
Truth or dare?
Truth this time.
What’s your credit card info?
Perfect response to the pizza gambit
I don't remember.
Ok, here is your anchovies, kiwi and pineapple pizza, now you have to eat it in front of me
You know what, rather that than Mediterranean vegetable one
"I dare you to give me power of attorney over you."
DEAL! Your mess now! 😂
Fools! It’s gonna suck when a party sized pizza shows up and you gotta pay. The dare never said pay for the pizza.
"Pay for the next pizza I order."
Tie the person down. If they can't order the pizza, you don't have to pay
Order pizza for pay on delivery.
Alright; you never said I gotta pay for it, just place the order.
Sure but it’s gonna have pineapple on it.
Sign this "Do Not Recesitate" order
nuh uh, Simon didn't say