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We could LARP and eat tavern food.

To me, leftist infighting is just infighting. That's just a small taste of my lefted up brain

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For some reason this reminds me of how The Lion’s Pride Inn in WoW was notorious for “erotic roleplay” and how there wasn’t a similar thing in the starting areas for the Horde.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

being dragged off by the vocel police NE > draenei! Sorry for speaking my truth!

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Blizzard: “Alright, let’s give the horde the hot blood elves, and then give the alliance the ugly draenei to balance the horniness out a bit.”

WoW players: “You underestimate how freaky we are.”

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Draenai females were not ugly. The dudes though....oh boy. Typical WoW gender diffs.

Also, hooves are hot!

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’d unironically be down

Thank god because I already invited all the comrades to your house tonight. Bring chainmail

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i'd own you all with my minmaxxed build, obviously ahaha

Recalling that time I rolled an "unwise monk" for a silly campaign. They were convinced magic wasn't real (even though it was a fact of life in the world). So all their monk abilities happened when they would drink and they could shrug off all the mysticism. But the abilities weren't good in terms of actually playing DnD

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Beware the tavern brawler with a kitchen knife.

It's all fun and games until you get cleaved

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What if we had a combat-based marriage system

Then someone might actually care about my brown belt outside of the gym

Getting dumped by a significant other just to see them the next week going out with the person who does leg locks so you decide to start doing wrist locks.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'd win, because I play Shadowrun.