For some reason this reminds me of how The Lion’s Pride Inn in WoW was notorious for “erotic roleplay” and how there wasn’t a similar thing in the starting areas for the Horde.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
being dragged off by the vocel police NE > draenei! Sorry for speaking my truth!
Blizzard: “Alright, let’s give the horde the hot blood elves, and then give the alliance the ugly draenei to balance the horniness out a bit.”
WoW players: “You underestimate how freaky we are.”
Draenai females were not ugly. The dudes though....oh boy. Typical WoW gender diffs.
Also, hooves are hot!
I’d unironically be down
Thank god because I already invited all the comrades to your house tonight. Bring chainmail
i'd own you all with my minmaxxed build, obviously 
Recalling that time I rolled an "unwise monk" for a silly campaign. They were convinced magic wasn't real (even though it was a fact of life in the world). So all their monk abilities happened when they would drink and they could shrug off all the mysticism. But the abilities weren't good in terms of actually playing DnD
Beware the tavern brawler with a kitchen knife.
It's all fun and games until you get cleaved
What if we had a combat-based marriage system
Then someone might actually care about my brown belt outside of the gym
Getting dumped by a significant other just to see them the next week going out with the person who does leg locks so you decide to start doing wrist locks.
I'd win, because I play Shadowrun.