this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[โ€“] unabart@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I like to use the hand raising button and when the speaker stops to ask what I need I say "I agree". Doesn't matter what track the conversation was on. Just agree. At least once per meeting. Makes it worth attending.

โœ‹๐ŸปI agree

I used to annoy them with questions over details, largely to keep myself awake. Then they stopped inviting me to every meeting.

[โ€“] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

โœ‹ I agree

[โ€“] mech@feddit.org 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Love your contribution! Great point you're making there ๐Ÿ‘
Let's circle back on that later.

[โ€“] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sending human sounding emails and IMs at work isn't difficult. Just remember that single exclamation point so that you don't sound like you're droning on! Then add a professional closing sentence to round out your completely adequate professional message.

[โ€“] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Great idea @LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone ! Let's see about adding that to our KPIs!

[โ€“] foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Alas, no Teams for me and the Keurig is busted.. So I'll go for door number two, Monty..