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I lost my last braincell and I dead now please someone channel my spirit before The Dullahan takes me away

It's from The Times of Pissrael, so I'm not linking that rag.

EDIT: fine here's the archive https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dFqAo?wr=true

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[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wow, Israel and America are classless societies in the higher stage of communism? I guess Donald really is JDPON Don, that was quick

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

socialism-is-when Socialism is when you do ethnic cleansing and genocide. And the more people you displace and kill, the more socialist it is. And when you displace and kill a real lot of people, it's communism! measurehead

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They've killed so many people, so they look at the black book of communism and say "oh shit we must be commies based on how much we murder and imprison!"

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

"We call Stalin a monster who did what we're doing. Shit, are we Stalinists?"

"Of course we achieved communism we're all loaded"

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Socialism with dipshit characteristics

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This seems like it's written by an extremely specific type of person, and that type of person is the loser failchild of loser kibbutzniks who LARPed as "leftists" in "Israel" in the 1960s while pretending they weren't the exact same genocidal monsters as their right-wing neighbors, before folding up their so-called principles for a profitable job extracting wealth from the West Bank.

Some small aesthetic attachment to Marx's idea of an egalitarian society, poisoned by the chauvinism and supremacy that gives them the ironclad certainty that the society which benefits them (the current one) must be that egalitarian paradise and anyone who criticizes it is part of a subhuman (racially inferior) horde coming to destroy all that is good.

Edit: another thing that pisses me off is how they read "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need" as "a society that rewards ability". The WHOLE FUCKING POINT is that it's a society where it's not necessary to choose criteria to "reward" people by, and instead everyone contributes what they CAN and gets what they NEED.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

This is about a $2.90 bus fare btw

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

These fucking loser assholes keep farcically pushing this "utopia" "pie in the sky" shit like "we're going to tax the rich to run publicly operated grocery stores and we're going to cap rents" isn't a fucking concrete plan in the real world

I want all these fuckers to be flayed alive

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

You can just say anything

[–] 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Remember when nazis said nazis were really socialists?

They were right. For socialism is when the state does stuff and national socialism is when the state does stuff for the ingroup.

Yes I am very smart

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

times of pissrael

western economic tradition despite geographic location

Israelis once again admitting to the absurdity of their claims to indigeneity. Of course, this isn't some Freudian slip; it's because Israelis are proud to not be associated with the colonized peoples they brutalize. Just like every time an Israeli gleefully reports on the horrors in Gaza and the West Bank, these ghouls are not afraid to show their adoration and direct engagement with the ideology of Blut und Stahl.

[–] knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

rewards ability, meets need

This argument pisses me off so much. When I was a kid and my mom skipped meals it was actually because she didn't need food? Working full time while pregnant and still having to share a pull out couch with her two children was her "reward"? My family was picking dandelions for supper and using free ketchup packets as a pasta sauce substitute for the love of the game I guess. Thank you, genocidal ethnostate propagandists, for teaching me that my desire for no one else to have to experience that is a utopian pipedream. You have truly opened my eyes.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A society that rewards ability...

...provided you're born with sufficient access to capital

...meets need...

...except for the hundreds of thousands of unhoused and millions of chronically food insecure despite society-level production of both sufficient housing and sufficient food

...and leaves room for human ambition...

Such ambition currently including genociding your neighbors, amassing more wealth than you can possibly spend in a lifetime, and paving over or otherwise exterminating all life that doesn't provide an immediate economic return at the expense of biospheric stability. Carpe diem!

[–] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

meets need

you know, that one time someone needed something a while back. might be hard to remember

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

See? This shit is why I’m fully committed to jokerfication. In order to parse their idiotic blueprints of an idea you have to bulldoze a bunch of your brain space and when it’s assembled all you’re left with is flatness.

It’s such a hilariously alienating sensation.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

I'm going to have to post something nice after this because this seems to have pissed you all off as much as it did me

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I demand a refund. I read it and am not dead. cri

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe you're dead on the inside.

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

You've got a point there dead-dove-2

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Read to get immediately stupider

Someone please Flowers for Algernon me so I don't have to understand and therefore not have to get visibly upset by what I just read in the excerpt.

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

It's from The Times of Pissrael, so I'm not linking that rag.

Archive it and link that.

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Trust me, it doesn't feel any less weirder when people say that about you personally. Anyone, anywhere can say anything and no one fucking cares. I hate the media.

EDIT: The utopia thing I mean lol

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

There's an unhoused village 20 minutes from where I live at the old city dump because they're far enough out of sight the cops don't fuck with them.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Im not gonna read that

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

post link is to "hexbear.ng"??

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

used to be an image, presumably they tried to link an archive of ToI and it got messed up

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmao thanks for letting me know

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

@Dort_Owl@hexbear.net I think you accidentally deleted the linked screenshot when adding the archive link to the post body.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The only true way to communism is to do capitalism real hard

[–] Dyno@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

advances in technology, medicine, agriculture etc. due largely to the inexorable march of time rather than any particular mode of production:
liberals: is this capitalist-communism?

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

How many deadlines do you think they missed getting this out like six major stories after his win?