Rick and morty sichuan sauce
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2025
15 points (100.0% liked)
askchapo
23256 readers
85 users here now
Ask Hexbear is the place to ask and answer ~~thought-provoking~~ questions.
Rules:
-
Posts must ask a question.
-
If the question asked is serious, answer seriously.
-
Questions where you want to learn more about socialism are allowed, but questions in bad faith are not.
-
Try !feedback@hexbear.net if you're having questions about regarding moderation, site policy, the site itself, development, volunteering or the mod team.
founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
got a chuckle from me. So have this upbear
nothing because communism no food
i feel like all of them would have ketchup bc they're red
For China, probably cured pork belly.
For Venezuela, maybe fried plantain slices?
And for the DPRK, I'd have to go with naengmyeon noodles.
Venezuela has arepas, the superior version to a yankkkee burger.
For the Iranian burger you replace the hamburger with a deep fried kotlet made with a bunch of onion and maybe a homeopathic amount of safron just so you can say it's in there.
Somehow you gotta add parsley or delal sauce. You don't need both but you do need one of them. Either you add some parsley to the kotlet, or you do like a salad mix with parsley or you try and use delal sauce as a burger condiment.
Edit: And the answer for China is just roujiamo
I swear, every time I come on this site, one of you comrades is making some type of Middle Eastern food sound so bloody good in some random post.
Russia Burger is just normal Burger joint but full of Gorbachov ads
There's a good reason I'm still boycotting Pizza Hut. Besides just the fact that it isn't even good pizza. I can't do anything to Gorbachev or to the Russian state. But I can sure as hell refuse to patronize the particular capitalist enterprise that was the face of Gorbachev's revisionism.
The China one would have to be on one of those adorable teddy bear face buns I've seen all over "cuddly" Pinterest boards and such, colored like a panda bear, of course. My stuffed panda bear would probably growl at me for eating it in front of him.