Rick and morty sichuan sauce
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got a chuckle from me. So have this upbear
For the Iranian burger you replace the hamburger with a deep fried kotlet made with a bunch of onion and maybe a homeopathic amount of safron just so you can say it's in there.
Somehow you gotta add parsley or delal sauce. You don't need both but you do need one of them. Either you add some parsley to the kotlet, or you do like a salad mix with parsley or you try and use delal sauce as a burger condiment.
Edit: And the answer for China is just roujiamo
I swear, every time I come on this site, one of you comrades is making some type of Middle Eastern food sound so bloody good in some random post.
I had a Jianbing burger at a burger store in China once. Had the crispy whatever-it-is and real jianbing sauce. Was pretty tasty.
But the real Chinaburger answer is Roujiamo.
Russia Burger is just normal Burger joint but full of Gorbachov ads
There's a good reason I'm still boycotting Pizza Hut. Besides just the fact that it isn't even good pizza. I can't do anything to Gorbachev or to the Russian state. But I can sure as hell refuse to patronize the particular capitalist enterprise that was the face of Gorbachev's revisionism.
nothing because communism no food
i feel like all of them would have ketchup bc they're red
The China one would have to be on one of those adorable teddy bear face buns I've seen all over "cuddly" Pinterest boards and such, colored like a panda bear, of course. My stuffed panda bear would probably growl at me for eating it in front of him.
For China, probably cured pork belly.
For Venezuela, maybe fried plantain slices?
And for the DPRK, I'd have to go with naengmyeon noodles.
Venezuela has arepas, the superior version to a yankkkee burger.