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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 5 days ago

If they're on survival mode, I'm on Hardcore Ironman mode.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

Try living on 600$ a month!

[–] Bot@sub.community 7 points 5 days ago

So those under this figure are ‘Walking Dead’?

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Survival mode?!?! What happened? They had to cancel Netflix or you just had to have the $90,000 Chevrolet Tahoe and a $90,000 Ford F-150.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'll bet a ways back there was an article about how 5 figure incomes weren't what they used to be.

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