United Kingdom

I think Royalty and the Nobility should go back to the old ways - combat. Not the nations and countries militaries mind you, just Royalty and the nobility, battling it out against other Royal Families with sword, spear, shot, pike and bow.

A pay per view competition, globally for all Royal Families for the naming rights, the championship cup and a small percentage of the PPV fees and all the glory you can eat for the victors and a grizzly death for everyone else. The return of the warrior king.

Don't do jack shit on my behalf please, especially honouring this irrelevence.

Sometimes I look at rich and influential people, and literally splooge myself over their inherent greatness.

Look at the sword. Look at that ring. Look at those ears. Not only a face a mother could love, but a whole adoring nation, ready to get down on our knees, unzip those royal garters and just go to town on that royal member.

The weight of responsibility, balanced with a diplomat's wit, grounded by the sheer heft of the royal johnson keeping him firmly tethered to the plight of the working class.

That scrumptuous smile, so coy and yet so understanding, why if he were a duck I would eat him raw

Fuck the monarchy. Fuck this snivelling pathetic show of fealty to someone who doesn't know nor care about your existence. Fuck saying this is on behalf of everyone at Feddit.UK.

If he wanted me to celebrate, he’d have made the day a public holiday.

Exactly why is he wearing war medals?

I'll celebrate when he's dead.