"My wife is in the other room."
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The ones I'm seeing thru the window are moving right now so I couldn't tell you exactly
MOOving
Nice try FBI but you will never take my cows
We have the right to graze on federal lands! We’ll take over the office! I was low on butt plugs anyway
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk pretty far though. probably at least 20 miles
Sad answer is that live not too far from an active abbatoir. So, unfortunately not that far away.
abbatoir
there is likely a hidden (secret cow) nearby.
there's a cow behind you right now
no just my radiator. (small apartment)
i live atop a giant cow. her name is tortmooga. all the stars in the night sky. drops of milk strewn across the endless shadow grassland of the hereafter. revolving with boundless speed. ungulating into infinite bovinity.
As the crow flies, or actual travel time? 'cos there's, like, an hour difference between those.
bird based measurements
i live 30-50 birds away from a cow. (feral birds)
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I can see 3 from my loungeroom window. Little cuties.
It depends on whether or not the rodeo is in town. For one month a year, I am 15 minutes away from many cows.
A minute’s walk probably? Neighbor across the road’s got cows
i got a cow in ma pants
About ten minutes
10-20 miles. Although, knowing my neighbors, I wouldn't be too surprised if there was one within a couple miles right now.
About a mile
Some family down the street from where I work has their cow out grazing about twice a week. So about a 5 minute walk.
100 meters maybe
Like an hour, buggers are everywhere creating some issues. I don't like them eating the plants. :(
2 miles likely, but let's say 3 miles to be certain.
20 minute walk maybe?
it's not a dairy farm, but a smallholding that has a pet cow, they actually farm crops
nearest dairy farm is like ~40 miles away i think
- I am the cow (complimentary).
2.5 miles, as the crow flies.
like 50 moo-ters, I live on a farm
like cow in a field type thing, probably ~3 miles or so maybe less, I live kinda on the outskirts of the city, it's cheaper and quieter for the most part, but I can still get downtown on my bike in 30 mins pretty easily
7 minutes by bike
I WANT to say 50 miles, perhaps 100, but considering where I live, if there's actually one 15 mins away I should not be surprised.
...moo?
Used to live in audible moo range, now I'm like 5 to 8 minutes away from the nearest cow.
Surely there is a cow within 5 kilometers. I'm not sure where, but there has to be,
Less than a mile.
10 minutes by bike. 3 minutes by car
I am on vacation and am almost directly in the middle of Chicago's loop. So uhhhh several miles?
the stockyards have all closed up shop right?
Depending on traffic, 30 minutes to an hour.
Probably less than 15min walking.
About 4 years ago a bunch of cows wandered straight into my parent's backyard... I woke up from wierd noises, looked outside and saw a huge fucking cow standing right outside the window staring at me. In a semi panic I went upstairs to wake my sister (was night at the time) and we were both just stupidly looking at them from the balcony while they were chilling down in the garden. They left whole lot of shit piles too!
Close enough to hear one and see it moving around but far enough away that it just looks like a blurry brown orb
Oh about a five minute walk
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