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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I remember when r/ProgrammerHumor was full of hilariously bad UX/UI. There were so many amazing entries.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

I've made a community for it cause I wanna see more of it

[–] patrick@lemmy.bestiver.se 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

I also made some dumb number entering shenanigans for https://faxyourballs.com/

My favorite was suggested by a friend: the radial button selection for every digit, but with digit “10” sorted up at the top.

I should go add some more…

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 14 hours ago

You should make a post about it, I think it would do numbers!

[–] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I think we can simplify this with one slider that covers the entire range of post codes: 00000 - 99999

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What about our Canadian brothers and their codes?? F4S6D4 😂

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Easy, 36-base slider with 6 place holders. All potential post codes between 000000 and ZZZZZZ.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You could add a scroll wheel on the screen that you drag to scroll, and let the user set the gear ratio via a similar mechanism.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Slider? No, it's a button that you have to hold down to scroll. And it moves ridiculously slow, like some streaming services.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago

Oh, and you require DRM enabled to go above 1079 and a Smart TV with all privacy options at default to go above 2159.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

With no detents.

[–] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

Ah, I’m thinking US ZIP Code

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

Postcodes are letter letter number number space number number letter letter

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Put all of the postcodes in a paginated list that displays only 30 entries at a time (60 and 100 per page for premium users), only has next/previous navigation buttons, orders the entries by popularity, and goes back to the first page if you reload the website. Or an infinitely scrolling page that loads each page dynamically, but returns 429 Too Many Requests if the user scrolls too fast.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Map the tonal range of the human voice from 00000, the lowest-pitched, to 99999, the highest-pitched. Sing a note into your microphone that corresponds to your postal code.

EDIT: Make it a Base-36 range so as to allow letters A-Z when they are used in postal codes.

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

I reckon someone should try that

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't care what the particular number is, but it's a dart throwing game and you have to get all the numbers correct in one shot or start over

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah that part I was particularly proud of.. It's so unusable