You'd think that, but a pirate's favorite letter is actually the C.
this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2025
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To be fair, he's a sea captain, not a pirate.
Quite true. The line just popped into my head when I heard pirates like the sea.
It’s the perfect joke because no matter what the person answers, you have two more options to declare is the real answer: R, I, the C
Nay, matey, there be another option. It be the P. Because without the P, a pirate would be irate.
I prefer, "...but his first love be the C."
The German word for C sounds like the German word for toe even tho the latter isn't written with a C. Now you know.
Buying a vowel in this situation is throwing away money tho. How many people have ever done this in wof history? Any?
If the Epstein files are so damaging to Trump why didn't Biden release them when he was president?
Maybe they were damaging to him or his donors too?
you don't say
I ate him, I was bored and hungry
Popular conspiracy theories are still bullshit.
Epstein was cooked, his life was over; he was a pedo facing the US justice system without his privilege; he was destined to never leave prison. People suicide over this sort of thing all the time.
Their are a few facts that are suspicious. But nothing that could support the notion that he was murdered, much less a grand murder conspiracy from a Hollywood spy movie.
Not only is it perfectly reasonable to believe Epstein killed himself, with the info we've got, it's the only reasonable opinion.
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Zero people have been arrested for buy sex from him. Who did he traffic the kids too? That sounds far from cooked to me. Also please see oj Simpson, p Diddy, r Kelly, Harvey winestien, bill Cosby the list goes on and on for how rich connected people evade justice. The only reasonable opinion with the info your given is you chose the answer and worked backwards to get to it.