The gunpowder treason and plot.
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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What's "gunpowder treason"?
Part of a well-known stanza.
It's also treason with - get this - gunpowder.
Don't forget to bring a towel.
Your dirty laundry has been in the washer for a week now.
And is now dirtier than even. The mold makes it cheaper an easier to just buy new clothes.
To drink water.
Don't use it if it doesn't have a flared base.
To save the world. Unfortunately you didn't show up and I'm quite salty about that.
No, I didn't forget that. I chose not to.
It’s my birthday and you made reservations for all of us to go out to dinner at Cipriani’s downtown.
Don’t forget again! It’s the one on W Broadway not the one on 42nd street, okay?!
You were supposed to remind me of something. Now I forgot what it was. Damn you!
Eat a whole can of baked beans
"Remember, remember the 5th of November / Eat a whole can of baked beans"
Yes, that must be it. Thanks!
The code to open the safe with all the SNAP money
That the crash wasn't your fault.
🎄 Only forty shopping days left until Christmas, spend spend spend! 🎄
Things.
Breathe. Just breathe.