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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Naz@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Onion's pivot to actual news is a kind of black comedy in-of-itself

[โ€“] icelimit@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago

This is actual news? Am I gargling onion?