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Your taking it a bit too far (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
submitted 1 week ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[–] Waffle@infosec.pub 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because there's a collective 10 pixels in the image:

"Incredible experience. It’s breathtakingly beautiful. Everything you heard about Expedition 33 is true. The gameplay and story is a fantastic breath of fresh air in a market that’s filled with horrible AAAA+ games that promise the world, but never deliver.

The story had me crying like a bohemian revolutionary with nicotine dependency who just found out his favourite croissant factory has been closed due to consistent strikes. If that’s the feeling you’re looking for, you should purchase it immediately.

“Erm… OK… then why the negative review?”

Unfortunately Expedition 33 portrays the French as charismatic and likeable people. That’s too much fiction for my taste."

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The review text is also in the alt text btw

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hmm, looks like some clients that doesn't work on. I can't find the alt text on sync, and I've seen alt text on here before.

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you know if it was the embedded alt text? Some people just put the alt text in the post body in a spoiler tag like this:

alt textAlt text here

In voyager for example it shows up like this at the bottom:

If you click on it gets expanded like this:

Also wasn't sync discontinued?

[–] Waffle@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

I'm on eternity and couldn't see the alt text. Thank you for confirming though! Seems like an app problem.

[–] Cronization@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm on Jerboa and the only text I see is in the linked picture itself, so the original comment was help to know wtf was being said.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 1 week ago

Upvoted despite misspelled "you're".

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't believe they'd have...the Fr*nch...

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Fiction needs to include horrible things sometimes. It can't all just be masturbating about starships.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Pleasantly surprised it was not a complaint about not enough awooga

[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've met a great deal of amazing French people in my life. To be fair, though, they were all expats who were fed up with their people back home. :D

[–] Qwel@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 week ago

Oh, all the French are fed up with all the French, not just the expats. It's because, you know, they're French