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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

breathes deeply volcell pouuliceeeeee volcel police hentai-free

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

They aren't here so you are free to do as you please oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] tricerotops@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

do what you want im not your real dad

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that only analyses my poop, not my butt

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

uses anal creases to ID you. Bum is PII

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

okay so i can post butt but not hole. noted

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh cool they made the ~~Torment Nexus~~ Smart Pipe into a real thing

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

ill allow it

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

As an anarchist, I say do it despite any rules against it party-sicko

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

its against the rules to post your own butt. Posting @CARCOSA@hexbear.net 's butt is allowed though

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

you're butt definitely belongs in badposting zane ahaha smuglord edgeworth-smug berdly-smug catgirl-smug

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

You know how tits are ok as long as the nipple isn't showing? It's the same for butts except slightly different.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

only if you're a pig pooping on your own balls

unless you can identify me by butt alone

Let me tell you, I'm a pro at looking at, and identifying butts.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

i posted a picture of my butt here without issue. um my butt’s name is donald freaking trump 😤

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I mean we have no way of telling it's your butt unless you sign and date it

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone did this with their boob once but it wasn't a bit

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

oh yeah i remember that one now

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

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