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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing nice I buy ever stays nice for long.

it's like I have the Midas touch but instead of everything turning to gold it just breaks.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 17 points 6 days ago

The Mierdas Touch.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

For someone who just got a 9th car, this rings true.

For reference the total actual value of all these cars is less than 10k. 4 of them are projects. And I am always working on one or the other so I have spares.

If I buy it used, it means someone is willing to pay that much for a used one, it's practically an investment!

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I bought my BMW 10 years ago for 20k and people still think I'm rich lol

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well you must be to maintain that thing.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah dad runs a shop so i get lucky that way

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

🤦🏼‍♂️

Yeah, sounds about white.

[–] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As a man with 2 Audi vehicles…and ADHD….how dare you!

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago
[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah we know.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 85 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

It is truly horrific.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The P I can see it working... But the I's and the J.... No. And they left out the D.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It just ruined my breakfast.

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Won’t somebody please think of the eggs!

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

It's one of the fonts of all time!

[–] jodanlime@midwest.social 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the fuck is that hideous font.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago

It's to make you comment.

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[–] etherphon@piefed.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Lol ouch. I thought it would be a good idea to buy a room full of synthesizers before a new car so I'm stuck working third shift until I can get out of this hole.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Synthesize a new car then, you got the tools.

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're the music kind not the star trek kind :( :) I can do a Cars cover song though, maybe.. lol.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they have a pitch bend wheel thing, you could make it sound like a car changing gears, chuck it on an electric skateboard and boom! new car.

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This person is big brain thinking.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Nah, just stoned and poor.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 15 points 1 week ago

Sad bleep bloop noises

[–] Manticore@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] etherphon@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago

Now there's an ad hahaha, I suppose it is a bit of perspective, we've come a long way in terms of affordability.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Modular synth modules, or just a bunch of different keyboards?

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A little of both, don't have a full modular system because well that's a whole different money sink, but I have a bunch of semi modular stuff that I hook up together, a lot of desktop synths, few keyboards, rack modules, sequencers, effects pedals. I'd love to get into eurorack sometime but that time is not now haha.

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[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sell 2 of your synths that have keyboards with more than 39 keys. You don't use them (be honest, we've all fallen victim to our own GAS) and you could use the money and space.

Specifically, sell them to me for a very good deal.

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hahaha, I've definitely been considering paring down a bit only because it's a lot to keep track of at once, but I only have two synths with keyboards RN the Yamaha SY-77 and Novation BassStation 2, the rest are all desktop or rack modules. I'd love to have some more older keyboards like a Jupiter or Juno or Prophet but the price and upkeep and all that is getting a bit much.

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I put a hard stop on buying synths with keyboards after I got a 61 key controller. Then I found a Grandmother for $600, so now I just look at Eurorack stuff that I can't afford as I feed LFOs and envelopes into it from my Hydrasynth.

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good deal, Grandmothers have such a lovely sound (lol). The only Moog I ever had as a Labyrinth and that was fun, had to let it go but would pick up another at some point. Yeah I'm not exactly Keith Emerson so I don't need a lot of keyboards either, I would like to have a nice analog polysynth keyboard though, that is the one thing I'm currently missing but I'll probably go with a module again.

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Have you considered the Dreadbox Nymphes? I don't have one, but it's on my list because it hits the Juno60/106 target very well while also being more flexible in terms of sound design. BYOKB, but I can see one of them sitting very well next to a digital workhorse like a Blofeld or MS2000R in a setup for when you need that analog feeling.

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 2 points 6 days ago

Yep and I really like Dreadbox as a company, they do their own thing they're pretty underrated sound wise as well, I have an Erebus 3 and like it a lot my only problem with the Nymphes was the reported USB noise which I guess is okay if you power it normally, I would just prefer not to have USB powered synths. It is lovely sounding though, I was looking at the newer one, the Artemis as a possibility, or maybe an Oberheim TEO-5 or new Sequential Forum, or a Polyvera haha. Lots of choices now. I miss my Blofeld too, I sold it after I got the Virus TI because of overlap but it really has a great sound.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone once said to budget the luxuries first.

Say that you like to eat well. If you spend money on food and eat well three times a day, you can put up with having to scrimp on clothes and transport. But if you cut your budget across the board you're more like to find yourself blowing money because of stress.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 10 points 1 week ago

It is great for your mental health.

When I was a student and had to hardcore budget, first was rent, second was “social Friday beer”, and only then came the food budget. Nowadays, beer wouldn’t be second, but it was the goal that reminded me why I couldn’t blow my money too quickly.

[–] Perspectivist@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago

I can often justify buying nice things if it's of high quality. I still own and use most of the nice things I've ever bought. What also helps is to have a relatively cheap taste. I think my 18 year old pickup truck is pretty damn nice.

[–] modern_drift@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would rather be poor with nice things than poor with crappy things.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

That's why I typically save up for nicer things, or try to go to lots of flea markets and thrift stores. I have lots of unique and super fancy glassware for my bar and a nice collection of cast iron plus many more nice things without breaking the bank.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Financially speaking S3 (a hot hatch) is a great choice that losses less in value over the years compared to most regular cars (and it's practical, low maintenance, cheap to run).

10/10 would spontaneously key the car if I saw that font tho.
/s!! (property destruction of the poor belongs in hell)

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Audi S3? Low maintenance?

Lmao

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I never had it personally, but what are the issues?

It's just a Golf, the engines are fairly rugged four-cylinders (underspeced a bit even), just change the oil, tires, and brakes depending on your driving style. Just like on a normal version of the car (A3/Golf). Even the official service fees are low.
It's one of the reason why they (and GTIs) are popular.

[–] SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I put my hyperfixations on bargain hunting, antiques, and woodworking, so i don't have any money, but I look like a real piece of shit when I say that.

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[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Just paid off my sports car. Dumbest purchase of my life but it’s over! Now to buy a truck!

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