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[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love Antifa being a registered trademark. My instinct is always that posts like this are a bit but if not then that's just beautiful smoothbrain excellence on full display.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

This was in some local group my sibling is on and I can guarantee there's a ton of hogs in their area.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ok 5000 signing bonus is tight but how many protests are there a month? 2+ a week seems like a lot of travelling are my expenses getting paid too?

[–] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I negotiated a $600 weekly stipend with per diem for travel and out of class pay for protest activity, since my job class is primarily in the posting division

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Fuck you made me miss per diem work. So much money just to live in a hotel for a bit

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

finally, someone is bringing jobs with livable wages to this country 😌

[–] Hyper_red@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Thank you Mr Soros

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

Some of us are getting paid twice fedposting

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ofc. I Even get paid leave and dental

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I still haven't even gotten my Xi bucks from 2022 oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

That's because you keep switching accounts for opsec before payday. Come on, you can't expect President Xi to worry about spying on you, he's too busy with the 5 year plans

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Love to not bother color matching when I make edited photos

I really do, adds that certain je nais se quois

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

wow trump said that ? must be true

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Clearly not sending their best when it comes to photoshop

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

idk, this looks awesome, what is transparency

[–] nfreak@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

In this case they're not actually edited, just an ironic goofy sign, check the other replies in this thread. Pretty sure fascists falling for it is just the sign working as intended.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

:the-critic:

[–] utopologist@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

These are the Denver Communists; they had a pretty great presence at the Denver No Kings protest last weekend (picture is from their facebook page)

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The pictures seem to be real/unedited. As can be seen on the shirt its the Denver Communists, and these pictures might have been taken from their instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQAXxNjEZbM/?img_index=3

And the reason why the whites don't match is because they printed it out and glued it onto some cardboard(?):

Also yes, the banner in the background says "Globalize the Intifada"

[–] Des@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

so it's just an ironic sign?

[–] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago
  1. Yes
  2. Would have been funnier if they said "$50,000 signing bonus, $10,000 in student loan debt annually paid off by Soros", to match ICE
[–] Edie@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

my “Paul” pin is raising question that aren’t answered by the pin

[–] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Literally that witch burning mob from Monty Python.

"Well, we did the nose... and the hat..."

blacks-rule

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

@SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net giving me a 502 error, must be onto something... thonk