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[–] tonytins@pawb.social 198 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

MAGA: "you libs are dumb to think Trump sees himself as king!"

Trump: posts a clip of himself as king

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It isn't the first one, either.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago

And then there's Kash Patel's bizarre children's book trilogy..

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[–] joekar1990@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“He’s just trolling the libs! yall have trump derangement syndrome!”

"lol you're so triggered right now" gets me every time

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 144 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Feces is the ultimate insult when you are like 6?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Instigate@aussie.zone 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, Homo sapiens are apes. I never understood why calling a person an ape was an insult. It’s taxonomically correct.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, humans don't usually fling poop at other humans, unless you're trump I guess.

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[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 118 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

This feels like a wonderful gift, this video needs to be projected behind every speaker at the next round of protests, with an accompanying message flashing at the bottom saying "Trump posted this himself" à la South Park's "this what scientologists actually believe"

It's him literally labeling himself as a king, complete with a crown

Shitting all over America.

What possible angle could you look at this from and say "yes, that is a mature, mentally stable person who should be in charge of anything?

And since most of the media is kind of dropping the ball on this, we need to be sharing this around as something like "Trump posts AI-slop video of himself as a king shitting on America" instead of the bullshit headlines I'm seeing about it.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What possible angle could you look at this from and say "yes, that is a mature, mentally stable person who should be in charge of anything?

"LOL, nice! Poop on those woke libs diaper daddy!"

[–] snowboardbumvt@lemmy.world 102 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We now have a President who just posted a video of his personal fantasy which is himself wearing a crown and literally shitting all over the American people exercising their first amendment rights!

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 21 points 3 weeks ago

Wearing a crown and his fighter jet says king trump. While i never really understood trump supporters or americans in general, I can't even imagine liking a politician that much. Even if i agreed with him 100% and everything, if i saw something like that i would be like: uhm how about no? Don't you have a job or anything?

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

If it was any more “on the nose” I’d get a sinus infection

[–] NewPerspective@lemmy.world 84 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My dad was just telling me the other day how hard Trump is working for us. He thinks Trump only sleeps 4 or 5 hours a night because he's working so hard.

I'm going to send him this.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 51 points 3 weeks ago

He'll probably love it.

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I’m all for showing creative signs from the protest, but PLEASE blur faces. Shitler would love to have evidence of dissent when he goes full dictator mode.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

There were no doubt plenty of cameras recording them as they protested, all being fed into the facial recog servers. This picture isn't getting anyone on a list they weren't already on.

Besides, they're braver than the larping cowards that have theirs covered as they disappear people into the concentration camps.

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[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 79 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He just wants people to talk about this instead of how 7 million Americans spent one of their days off to tell this guy to go fuck himself.

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[–] suicidaleggroll@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

1/3 of the population thinks this is acceptable behavior for a leader. And another 1/3 can’t make up their mind either way. This is why we’re doomed as a country.

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 15 points 3 weeks ago (19 children)

The middle 1/3rd are mad that Kamala didn't support the Israel enough, or didn't support Palestine enough, or didn't show up on enough $their_favorite_show.

There is also a substantial portion who just do not care or don't think it matters.

My favorites are the ones who would actually be good folks to get involved and run but just don't because it's setup to fuck over folks like that.

As you said, we're doomed as a country.

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[–] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

What a fucking embarrassment of a president of the United States, that he even has time to make this ... America please come on BOOT HIM 🐸

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I'm 100% confident he isn't the one who is creating these. But I'm also not sure who is the one coming up with the ideas for these posts. Is it him? Does his publicist suggest these and he approves? Do his people just post autonomously without the need for his approval?

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This. Never mind your political beliefs. Why would anyone want someone that does this represent your country on the world stage? These people are supposed to be reserved and at least show some semblance of conformity. Trump shows himself as wearing a fucking crown dropping shit on protesters. What the fuck? Kids do this. Kids can do this.. they're kids. How can some people be fine with a person like this representing them?

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Do you really believe he was even smart enough to make this? Not only would he have to know where to go online, then figure out the correct prompt, then figure out how to get past the restrictions for creating famous people. And after all of this, edit all those short clips into a video with the appropriate sound track. The man doesn’t even understand the concept of going to the store to buy groceries.

His contribution to this was “hurr durr , funny video, me should post it. “

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[–] Oyml77@lemmy.today 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“Can a reporter please ask Trump why he posted an AI video of himself dropping poop on me from a fighter jet?” Sisson posted on X early Sunday.

No, sir, the media is controlled by corporate interests and never push back on any of them ridiculous things this administration claims or does. Why would they start now?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If somebody edits the post so it looks like Joe Biden posted it then the corporate news will parade it around like an invisible WMD

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[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Guess he had to get rid of those hundreds of crappy hamberders somehow.

What a juvenile rapist he is.

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 14 points 3 weeks ago

A juvenile juvenile rapist.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 weeks ago

Wild that he voluntarily claimed the title of Diarrhea King all on his own.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

It's messed up and he's incompetent, but maybe it was a weird attempt at a compliment, because he likes people shitting all over him? The diaper alone doesn't explain the smell.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 25 points 3 weeks ago

Don't let anyone ever say this administration wasn't a shit show. He posted it himself!

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This from the guy that wants the Nobel peace prize.

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[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 weeks ago

This is super cool, nothing wrong with the president of the United States wearing a crown and shitting all over us.

That tan suit and Dijon mustard though...never forget.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

That wasn't even a jet, it was just him in a hang glider with no pants on after his daily order of six McChickens, four big macs, three royales with cheese, forty mcnuggets, and a strawberry sundae

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess it was time to empty his diaper.

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[–] ProIsh@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Finally America respected again!

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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Beyond how puerile it is, the thing that gets me is how it doesn't meaningfully interact with the protests. Flying a jet to literally fling poo doesn't say the protests are wrong or cast them in any particular light. It just says he is capable of flinging poo (and, wishfully, flying a jet without rioting out of both ends).

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Miller has Trump playing Mad King.

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[–] Renat@szmer.info 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So he needs use AI to make himself dropping shit to protesters. Pathetic. I made it in 20 minutes. btw this Nagarjuna cement ad from 3th panel is fake, but song is from real ad.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

This is the kind of behavior I'd expect of an edgy 12 year old. That weird kid who sat in the back of the class and carved shit into the desk. Is this really the look republican voters want from their representation? I thought they looked up to manly portrayals of men. Men who said little, but exuded strength from their actions. Is this really how they want to be portrayed. It's just cringey and embarrassing.

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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I say let him fly a jet.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Should've dropped the biggest turd of all... himself

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