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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 95 points 5 days ago

Next week: Estate of Oscar Wilde fined 34,000,000£ for overdue library books

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do something to materially support LGBTQ+ people in the present. Oscar's long dead and the past can't be changed.

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's so nice, he's been waiting a long time to check out books

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He could've just downloaded them, you know 🙄

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BOOK

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

WE WOULD THOUGH!

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

fuck off i wouldn't. I do every week. My kobo literally has 150 downloaded books.

[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 14 points 5 days ago

Damn, that's Wilde

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

I don't think he's going to be using it.

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

Better today than never.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

That's definitely a relief for him. 🙄

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Is this progressive?

[–] Greddan@feddit.org -1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Now revoke it again for kiddie diddling.

EDIT: To educate downvoters. Oscar Wilde was sexually abused as a child, leaving him deeply messed up. He, like many victims who doesn't get the appropriate help, unfortunately continued the cycle of abuse.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 5 days ago

I think he deserves some sympathy. So do the other kids. It’s complicated and everyone involved deserves some empathy. I appreciate both the joke and the phrasing of your edit.