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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 46 points 6 months ago

Won't somebody please claim the Mandate of Heaven already, the Heavens will just keep sending misfortunes on this highly unwise dynasty.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

I will never understand how Americans salivate over shit like this and think “yes PLEASE! Bring back diseases!”

Do they think Europeans are impressed by their ever so brave masochism, or is there just some fear of “I don’t want to grow decadent!”

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

It sounds like it was penny pinching neoliberal austerity that did this as we forced the flies south by flooding the environment with so many sterile flies that they couldn't breed a new population, got to Panama and then just stopped there, and then i guess stopped doing the maintenance they'd been doing continuing to unleash sterile flies in Panama so they've come back

If i were elected president I'd make doing that with mosquitoes and any other human parasite that transmits blood borne disease one of my core policy proposals

That and the Transhattan project would solidify my legacy as best president im pretty sure

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

yeah I think the "getting rid of mosquitoes platform" would be overwhelmingly popular.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i'll do much more than that, though, ticks, chiggers, horseflies, all gone. If you drink blood and you're a bug you're going on the list. I don't care what environment some nerd says you're a cornerstone of, you're gone

[–] booty@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Looks like mao is back on the maonu boys

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

and then i guess stopped doing the maintenance they'd been doing continuing to unleash sterile flies in Panama so they've come back

this was a trump cut. dunno if full eradication was possible with how south america is geographically and politically (caused by amerikkka )

[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Transhattan

I like the sound of the name alone, please do elaborate.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

so a few weeks ago someone posted something about doctors making some sort of new findings about the utility of progesterone in aiding breast development in trans femme individuals and as a cis cracker I can't help but stick my nose into everything and, on hearing that, I was aghast at the poor state of medical knowledge, because people should have known that about progesterone YEARS ago

as president I would dedicate billions making a national project of developing the perfect transitioning technology. I think my initial proposal was that we'll develop a pod where you go in and it'll be like you never even heard the word testosterone. And if you're a trans man, good news, you go in the other side, that's where all the testosterone's gonna go, it's win win win

I think I could sell it to the cis people by playing on the steroid meat jockeys who would inevitably come to understand the benefits of perfecting our engineering of the human endocrine system, but really I think the "no more mosquitos" plank of the platform would be what really helps sell my candidacy to the average person

[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Anti-vax is very big in europe too. They love homeopathy and "angel energy healing" more than americans love the "I ain't no wuss" shtick.

[–] allthetimesivedied2@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Actually shtick because sch is Anglicized as sh, but anyway thanks! Sometimes I forget to turn off autocorrect and then dont proofread!

[–] Vientanh@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In Yiddish it’s שטיק, which transliterated is shtick or shtik. The word came into English, by way of Yiddish, not German.

[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I never made any claims of that word's origin.

[–] Vientanh@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Never said you did; all I did was provide context.

[–] jared@mander.xyz 13 points 6 months ago

Proud ignorance.

[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

…so I say to him ‘I dunno but it sounds like you’re just feeding people to a flesh eating screw worm' and then his daughter started crying

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago

the worms are in control

brainworms

[–] juniper@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

It's fun to imagine how far north it could survive nowadays compared to last eradication. The climate has only gotten more suitable for it blob-on-fire

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

yeah sure why not

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

nice, my dad finally came home

[–] spectre@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

Thanks, RFK

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Nurgle is winning

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

New World Screwworm is a pretty good name for a band tbh

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

tony-cheer those scientists tried to keep our worms out! but we're bringing them back, making them great again. We love our worms dont we folks brainworms

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