this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2025
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[–] miz@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

this is really good but it could match the meter a little bit more near the end. there's one syllable extra. how about

and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yes at the window with open delight

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago
[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 5 months ago

Where have all the sickos gone

And where’s the *latest fad?

Where's the labels to explain to me

Why the libs are really mad?

Isn't there an old man drawing at a little seat

An eagle, a mom, and dad,

And a crying Liberty?

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

last line is off by one syllable

NOOOOO

(your title matches though, thank heavens!)

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago