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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

90% of Canada's population lives within 93 miles of the US border. They've been massing their troops for years!

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

"Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day."

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Canada

first they sent thier elite armada of canada geese, and then thier ground forces in cludes moose and bear battalions, for water is beaver dams.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No hosing in the war room.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago
[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The white house needs burnt again.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

Especially the ballroom

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

They'll rebuild it even more tackly than last time.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Hey can I ask you a question? Is English your primary language? I'm trying to understand why I so often see people omitting "to be" or using past tense as a future tense.

To me the sentence should be:

the white house needs to be burnt again.

Or

the white house needs burning again.

I've also seen

it needs fixed

Where the same rules should apply.

Is this the language evolving? A short hand through some phone keyboards/ autocorrect or something, or maybe you're translating from another language. It's totally fine, everyone understands what you're saying. I just am trying to figure out this phenomenon.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Is English your primary language?

Nah, it's my third (though I mostly consume media in English).

Mostly picked up through reading, and torrents, which explains me mixing dialects without rhyme or reason, though I try to favour English over American most of the time.

To me the sentence should be:

the white house needs to be burnt again.

Correct, as far as I know.

Or

the white house needs burning again.

That seems to be correct too, though I'm not sure if it depends on the specific dialect.

I've also seen

it needs fixed

Which is what I used (though I used the irregular form burnt instead of burned, which is probably me mixing dialects again), and isn't technically correct, though it is used in some dialects.

I just thought it sounded appropriate for this particular situation. 🤷‍♂️

Is this the language evolving?

Probably. Languages do be like that. 🤷‍♂️

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago
[–] theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

They do that here in Scotland. It's perfectly normal to hear someone say that something "needs done" or whatever. I found it weird at first, but I got used to it

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I don't think anything has changed, perhaps you are noticing it more. It's not correct grammer, it's probably an intentional stylistic choice.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

*sohrry, eh.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Yo, you would be. Please bring healthcare, maple syrup and hockey.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago

Shit... I live really close to the bear front. I better stock up on honey grenades to distract them

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Round 2 this time don't stop with the white house.

Save us Canada :c

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's not their responsibility.

[–] phdeeznuts@mander.xyz 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a preventative measure for their own protection.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 2 months ago

Ah, got it, thanks.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"A foolish or uncultivated person."

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Like an American redneck or Australian bogan?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

More like jackass. "Fuck off hoser" could be said to any Canadian if they're out of line, while calling a too drunk businessman or a Karen a redneck or a bogan would be weird.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

You should look into the history of the word "redneck". It is very relevant to today's events.

Just look up "the battle of Blair Mountain".

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

If 'murica came from Britain than why are there still British?

Checkmate, atheists.