90% of Canada's population lives within 93 miles of the US border. They've been massing their troops for years!
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first they sent thier elite armada of canada geese, and then thier ground forces in cludes moose and bear battalions, for water is beaver dams.
No hosing in the war room.
Sorry, eh.
The white house needs burnt again.
Especially the ballroom
They'll rebuild it even more tackly than last time.
Hey can I ask you a question? Is English your primary language? I'm trying to understand why I so often see people omitting "to be" or using past tense as a future tense.
To me the sentence should be:
the white house needs to be burnt again.
Or
the white house needs burning again.
I've also seen
it needs fixed
Where the same rules should apply.
Is this the language evolving? A short hand through some phone keyboards/ autocorrect or something, or maybe you're translating from another language. It's totally fine, everyone understands what you're saying. I just am trying to figure out this phenomenon.
Is English your primary language?
Nah, it's my third (though I mostly consume media in English).
Mostly picked up through reading, and torrents, which explains me mixing dialects without rhyme or reason, though I try to favour English over American most of the time.
To me the sentence should be:
the white house needs to be burnt again.
Correct, as far as I know.
Or
the white house needs burning again.
That seems to be correct too, though I'm not sure if it depends on the specific dialect.
I've also seen
it needs fixed
Which is what I used (though I used the irregular form burnt instead of burned, which is probably me mixing dialects again), and isn't technically correct, though it is used in some dialects.
I just thought it sounded appropriate for this particular situation. 🤷♂️
Is this the language evolving?
Probably. Languages do be like that. 🤷♂️
Thanks!
They do that here in Scotland. It's perfectly normal to hear someone say that something "needs done" or whatever. I found it weird at first, but I got used to it
I don't think anything has changed, perhaps you are noticing it more. It's not correct grammer, it's probably an intentional stylistic choice.
Soon we'll all be sorry.
*sohrry, eh.
Yo, you would be. Please bring healthcare, maple syrup and hockey.
Please do.
Shit... I live really close to the bear front. I better stock up on honey grenades to distract them
Round 2 this time don't stop with the white house.
Save us Canada :c
It's not their responsibility.

It's a preventative measure for their own protection.
Ah, got it, thanks.
What are hosers?

"A foolish or uncultivated person."
Like an American redneck or Australian bogan?
More like jackass. "Fuck off hoser" could be said to any Canadian if they're out of line, while calling a too drunk businessman or a Karen a redneck or a bogan would be weird.
You should look into the history of the word "redneck". It is very relevant to today's events.
Just look up "the battle of Blair Mountain".
But why are we british
If 'murica came from Britain than why are there still British?
Checkmate, atheists.
Indeed.