this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2025
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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

It's weird how people can not spell tongue to save their lives, unless it's to misspell tongs.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Like spelling Rogue. As in, not the makeup; the rebel.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I frequently get mixed up between county and country. I'll write one word and then I'll just stare at it and not be able to work out if it's the correct spelling or not.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

County is the small, shorter word for the small area, country is the big, longer word for the big area.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Too coherent for !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz IMO. This is just a malapropism.

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[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

did they stutter?

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, they clearly mean "thongs".

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

Please use thongs to pick pasties.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 8 points 5 months ago

Clearly they meant "togues", there's a pair of slippery fish to the side to pick up the pastries.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Gimme the donut hole.

[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago

they clearly meant thongs

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I watched this woman touch all over the fucking bagels the other day as she reached past the sign that said "use tissues" with plenty provided. I really wanted to scold her, but I feel an adult person who would do that isn't going to listen anyway.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago

Does a bakery near me and they have all of their tongs on little wires presumably so people don't steal them, but the certain cubbies that you can't actually reach because the wires are too short. So people do use their hands for those, but you just grab the ones you're buying, and don't touch everyone else's.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Obviously this is a bakery for giraffes

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some people don't pay there bills just lick there way thur doughnuts licky licky lick.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How so? I only have one tongue.

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