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[–] jared@mander.xyz 144 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I wish i could just turn off on command.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 100 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

I seriously don't get it. My wife can do it every night. She just lays down and goes to sleep. Like what? I need at least three hours of wrestling my worst thoughts before I can sleep

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Every damn night ... Toss turn toss turn toss turn... Finally sleep, a gnat on the other side of town farts and I'm up... Go to the bathroom, rinse repeat... 1 1/2 hr before I have to be up and fucking gigantic loud as hell disel trucks start their parade...

I just want to sleeeeepppp

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I'm very similar. Earplugs have been a game changer for me. Might be worth a whirl for you.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I am basically your wife. When I lie down to sleep, I am unconscious within five minutes. Typically. My issue comes from staying asleep. I will wake up anywhere from 3 to 15 times a night and I fucking hate it.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

You need a baby and a toddler! You'll wake up the same number of times but at least you'll have company and something to do.

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[–] Luccus@feddit.org 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I learned a while ago that constant thoughts of death and despair before sleep may indicate an anxiety disorder. However, since online diagnoses from strangers are almost always bullshit, I'd like to recommend a weighted blanket. I know it sounds stupid, but the weighted blanket fucks are right. You probably want one.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Bought weighted blanket, and it helps me sleep to the point where I have a hard time without it. So every night I'm sleeping away from home I need to carry a 20lb weighted blanket with me. Not great but the sleep is great so you gotta take the good with the bad I guess.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe you should just hire a person to lie on you when you travel? Hotel concierge could probably find one.

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[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 83 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This Dad needs a CPAP so he can get a real 8 hours. Not needing naps during the day is life-changing.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like one 20 min nap mid-day would do wonders for everyone.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

I wouldn't mind having a CPAP that doesn't taste like burnt plastic anymore.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Take it apart and wash everything. They are really pretty simple devices. I literally just finished replacing the motor on my ResMed S9. It has 8 allen head screws in total, and they were all the same size. I used an allen wrench that came with my 3D printer, it's not marked but measures 2 mm across. It took me less than 10 minutes to get it apart. This guy has a pretty nice breakdown.

Everything except for the main board, SD card, and motor can be washed with dish soap in your sink.

I've taken apart a couple others and they were pretty simple too, so I willing to bet that you can find a tear down video on pretty much all of them out there.

Make sure to wash the water tank really well and wipe it's inside down. Mini cpaps coat there water tanks with a bittering agent that stinks when you run out of water. So just be sure and never to let it run out of water, or turn off your water function.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Did that last week. Follow the teardown guide and cleaned it ALL with isopropal alcohol. Issue remains. I can't not use the water thing unfortunately because I wake up with lips cracked to the point of bleeding.

I'm just gonna die.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, that will resolve all ailments...

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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is that a sock, or does that dude's leg look really nasty?

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope that’s a sock. I noticed the same thing

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

don't worry about that, a couple critters been gnawin at it but it's healin up real nice

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[–] skooma_king@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

He’s really a ghoul, but don’t worry he’s managing it fine.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I wish I could partake in nap culture, but I always wake up feeling like I've been ripped from the goddamn afterlife. Always worse than before. My wife and I just spent two grueling sleepless nights in the postpartum ward, and after returning home today she encouraged me to have a 1-hour nap. I obliged and woke up so fucking brain-sick out of sorts that I could barely interact with my surroundings for the first 30 minutes.

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

After 20 minutes. It's better to go all the way to 90 minutes.

Because you'll have started to enter deep sleep after 20. You probably woke up in the middle of a deep sleep cycle and that's why you felt dead.

[–] jimi_henrik@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

One hour seems too long for a nap. Have you tried shorter ones, e. g. 20 minutes? AFAIK napping for only a few minutes doesn't affect you much, too long of a nap causes issues you described.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I had a nursing friend of mine do this when she went to bed at night. We used to stay at her place often years ago. She'd reserve us a room in her house, nice place, great bed, very, very comfortable. Then she'd go to her bedroom, get ready for bed, night gown, wash up .... then go to the living room, lie down on the floor in the most uncomfortable posture and go to sleep for an hour or two, change positions, do it again and again. The living room had more open space for her to sprawl around in all kinds of positions.

She had damaged her spine and had a herniated disk which caused her terrible problems .... it was neither serious enough to be treated with surgery nor healthy enough for her to feel comfortable any more. She had tried water beds, posturepedic beds, memory foams, pillows, hanging platforms, various drugs and nothing worked .... except for lying on a flat hard floor for a few hours.

The first few time I saw her when I got up in the night to go to the bathroom, I saw here like this and thought something terrible had happened.

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think his foot is falling off. Or it already did and has been crudely stitched back onto his leg.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm hoping against hope it's a patterned sock.

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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 weeks ago

You're winning at life when you really stopped giving a fuck and just do whatever ^^

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago

No worries, I have relatives with alcoholism too

[–] craigers@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

I think this is mild narcolepsy lol

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 16 points 2 weeks ago

I've done this many times. My bf hates seeing me sleeping on the dirty floor, but if I get in bed, I'll be too comfortable and sleep for much longer than I want.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The "sleep will win"?

If you're having trouble sleeping, I suggest retiring. Retiring does wonders for being able to sleep.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How does one do that in their mid-twenties?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Have rich parents or no soul :)

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[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What the fuck is going on with his leg?

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[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 15 points 2 weeks ago

I kind of used to do this, but it was largely due to chronic deprivation. Working 2 full time jobs and apl that

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Narcolepsy?

[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

inemuri
I think he's breaking some etiquette rules, but good for him.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Don't wake Dad. It's culturally insensitive."

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago

based.

I'm very envious i didn't think of this myself.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago

I do the same thing. Napping on the ground counterintuitively helps when I have a stiff back. I wake up and the tension is gone. At family gatherings I prefer the couch though.

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

As someone with narcolepsy, this very much sounds like narcolepsy. I also have a cpap so I use an alarm for my naps and keep them to 45 minutes.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What's going on with the skin on his ankle, man? That looks burned.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've been doing this for ages. I finally just started setting an alarm on my smartwatch and ran through a bunch of time trials to see what works.

I can nap somewhere comfy as long as I follow these rules:

If I just can't keep my eyes open or I have a food coma, 15m

If I know I'm sleep deprived, and all I have is lunchtime 45m

If I have a little more time to spare and i'm just dragging, 90m

I've tried 5m increments on either side of those numbers and found I could just wake up at 15,45 and 90 with no problem. At 30m or 60m, I appear to cancel the alarm but fall back asleep.

But I need to pass out right away. If it's going to take me 10m to get to sleep, I need to adjust for that.

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh.. that’s exactly what I do, for exactly the same reasons.

It’s good to see that I’m not alone.

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