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Pictured above, regime citizens quibbling over what "winner" and "loser" mean (this is a very important cultutal factor in regimes with a self proclaimed "meritocratic" ideology) while the concerned citizen desperately tries to explain that their dictator is immune to all consequences.

Not depicted is the later scene of the dissident being secretly executed by party officials.

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A loser isn't someone that lost something or failed at something.

tagline material level of gymnastics

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A loser is someone who wins but doesn't have enough civility about it. This is why Hexbear are losers

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] blunder@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Civility sock puppet moment

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hands ziptied behind my back, kneeling in front of the pit with my head bowed. "Heh, fucking loser. Your hat is ugly and your hair is bad. I'm the winner here, really."

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Rethuglicans won't even debate me in the free marketplace of ideas and they think they won just cause they seized state power and the means of communication.

They don't even know that they lost because they put in too much effort smuglord

[–] Kopfrkingl@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

making up definitions and moving the goalpost

Jordan Peterson would've been proud if the mold spores hadn't taken over him

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

He's more mold than man at this point

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

What a bunch of losers.

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Jarix @ Lemmy dot World come to Hexbear

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Beck voice "See, this is where you misunderstand what a loser is."

Not depicted is the later scene of the dissident being secretly executed by party officials.

Well, you hafta save the really good stuff for future projects if you want to get a franchise going.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's a loser because of how desperately and embarrassingly he campaigned to get it in the first place

but with multiple stars attached to make sure everybody knows this is not applicable for the candidate I prefer

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is why I advocate for a lottery system that gives an equal selection probability to every person on the planet. Despite the obvious logistical hurdles, if everyone is capable of becoming president, they cannot be allowed to do it.

Clearly the only logical solution is Juche necromancy.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

trump-anguish The biggest loser was a different show sweaty

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago