this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2025
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[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Evil stephen miller bird could get some mileage tho

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Russiagate is just Westerners seeing the US do evil shit and trying their hardest to somehow blame foreigners for it

[–] dead@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Where does this comic mention Russia? Stephen Miller is from California.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, the art was so bad that I thought the parrot was supposed to be Putin

[–] WildWeezing420@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

it is nicely labeled to prevent confusion!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ha! So it is. I'm stupid lmao.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

uhhh COMMIEfornia is a russian op

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A Bluesky comment that made me laugh.

This the kind of stuff you'll see in a history textbook 50 years from now.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It would be pretty funny to open a text book and see this cartoon with the caption "Dumb shit liberals used to believe"

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

"The humor of it is probably related to the ~~Sumer~~ American way of life and has been lost, but the ~~words~~ image remains."

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

A brighter future to look forward too Care-Comrade

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Why they got owned"

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

"Hahahahaahahaha Trump has tiny hands I bet you feel so owned right now hahahaahahaaha!"

"We're going to carpet bomb Chicago."

"Yeah but that's illegal and Drumph wears makeup hahaa--- wait why are you pointing that gun at me? You can't do this! You can't just arrest me!""

"Who's gonna stop me? Your fucking trash cartoons?"

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

When, despite your efforts at labeling, you continue to worry the audience won't appreciate the complexity of your message and you fill part of the vast negative space of your drawing with two random normies explaining the joke. chefs-kiss

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Mike Luckovich has another slop banger.

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In other news - in all seriousness I had to spend a couple moments trying to figure out if the tower hairstyle meant something. I don't think it does.

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Edit

I might be crazy but could the outré hairstyle be Luckovich's effort at showing they live in Portland?

[–] WildWeezing420@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

tom meyers ass joke delivery

has any human being ever actually said the stilited phrase "isn't it the parrot that repeats?"

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

How hard would it be to come up with "wait, which one's the parrot?"

It still wouldn't be funny but come on

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Y'know, the commentary on the right only exists because Mikey boy wanted to be sure that we the audience got the joke because he thought it was so fucking clever

George Meyer once again proved right, Clever is the eunuch version of funny

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Can we get a cum edit of this?