this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe a pet panther? There is no maybe here wtf

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A pet panther that loves head scritches, belly rubs and doing cute things for me to record. Also she is infused with shadows and brings me bodies of the unwise.

Thank you. She shall be called “Artemis”, a true huntress of the night.

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Came here to say exactly this lol

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stop teasing already, when is this book or movie going to be released?

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It was in 1986.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/ (Labyrinth)

Spoiler: She turns down the offer anyway.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hm, well obviously since I'm sure there was no wi fi in 1986

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 2 points 2 years ago

She could have anything she could dream of.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

[–] orangatang@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Girls don't like boys, they like gothic castles and being a panther mommy

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

also enya moment

[–] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know exactly what guys want and its basically the same along with a gun range a race track and a electronics workstation

[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Other than a home with secret passages and unlimited wifi, I don't really want any of this. I definitely agree about the race track and electronics workstation though lol

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Interesting parody of Good Charlotte.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Swap the pet panther for a small passal of oppossums.

I want to hear the rustle of those tails across the flagstone floors, the echoing munch of happiness as the pantry is raided for its fruits, and the silent screams directed at our asses to bring down the hallowed halls.