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built a house once, a very shitty house, I decided to put the toilet seat & sink inside the shower area.
It looked like shite because I was 20 year old with practically no budget.
but it was so comfortable. need to clean anything, use the shower hose and everything in that room could get wet.
wish that was the norm in every bathroom.
This would be awesome, ngl.
Shower splash making your toilet paper soggy? No thanks.
Just get a bidet you heathen.
With the shower there, toilet paper isn't even necessary.
Toilet paper ? what is that ?
No need for TP when you have access to this much water
You can also pee in the sink.
Now do some combinatorics to determine how many types of people there are now!
It's better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss
Thank you Misa Amane, Very Cool
These are very wise words!
I've been busting and gone in a laundry basin. It was either that or the kitchen sink or floor.
Who doesn't pee in the shower? I can understand if You don't poop in the shower, but peeing? What are the down sides?
It’s all just tubes. I pee on the Internet.
It's all just pipes. I pee in Linux.
It's all || Jerry.
Fellow waffle stomper?
This choice depends on if your cleaning the shower.
Still. You gotta flush the cleaning solution anyway.
Great Neptune, Squidward! Pull the drain plug!
There are 2 kinds of people. Those who sort people into groups and those who don't
The 2 kinds of people are actually:
People who pee in the shower
And
Dirty fucking liars.
Don't forget "Tennessee Grape Stomping"
I’ve heard it called waffle stomp. But never that.
I was in one of those groups.
Now I am in the other group.
I refuse to go back.
Fun fact: you can actually save water and energy by peeong in the shower.
An average toilet in the EU can use 2.5-4.5 litres of water per flush. Do the math how much water you can save.
I don't think you understand this template