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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

built a house once, a very shitty house, I decided to put the toilet seat & sink inside the shower area.

It looked like shite because I was 20 year old with practically no budget.

but it was so comfortable. need to clean anything, use the shower hose and everything in that room could get wet.

wish that was the norm in every bathroom.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Shower splash making your toilet paper soggy? No thanks.

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Just get a bidet you heathen.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

With the shower there, toilet paper isn't even necessary.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Toilet paper ? what is that ?

[–] grandel@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

No need for TP when you have access to this much water