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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

dressing as a woman and getting blackout drunk on International Women’s Day

“Yeah, this is a pretty big day for my people. Both my grandmothers were women.”

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a great joke, and im gonna use it at some point having forgotten that you were the one who made it, sorry about that.

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

I hope it ends up on Instagram someday as a screenshot of a tweet.

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

new bigender origin story just dropped

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I even have both sex chromosomes, one from my mom one from my dad

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Very similar to my ethnicity! I'm half my mom and half my dad.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn wokeness, we used to reproduce via parthenogenesis and we liked it!

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

We haven't reproduced via parthenogenesis since jesus Christ and that's why we have moved away from the grace of God

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

This explains why Lesbians only have daughters

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago