Bit idea: bring back mad libs
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
They'll come back next time Kimmel gets fired
I do not just want to agitate. I want to radicalize every fucking single comtade responsible for the means of production. I want to fucking organize every single worker complicit in the actions of the western proaganda. I don't care if you were manufacturing screws to construct the factories that exploit the proletariat for capitalist profit I believe you too should be a part of the communist revolution.
I do not just want to pet, I want to hug every fucking single cat responsible for brightening up my day. I want to fucking cuddle every single cat complicit in the actions of zooming around the house chasing nothing. I don't care if you were manufacturing screws to construct cat condos for cats to climb on, I believe you too should be hugged.
average SCP article be like
I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You're so self-satisfied, I don't need you
I've got to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free