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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] passepartout@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not just any Friday, it's German Unity Day, celebrating the reunification of east and west germay (for those who care lol).

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

happy birthday, mom! how are you celebrating with her 🙂

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

We orderer some fancy food since she won't want dinner out today, and i planning a BBQ sunday

[–] studio@break3.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you Mr. Crabs, Please don't addicted to Ketamine again

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Klear@quokk.au 2 points 1 month ago

Only works on me with the ditty.

Much better