please, everyone! I need you to give me your toilet paper! hurry! anything you can spare! If you don't, we're all going to be destroyed! please, give me your tp! hurry!
people of earth! are you listening?! don't just stand there with your pants on! listen to me! Kakarot is asking you to lend him your toilet paper! you have to help him! he needs your help! he's shitting for all of us! this is the biggest poop he has ever shit! if we don't wipe, it will destroy us all! it's up to you now! you have to spread your cheeks and lend him your toilet paper! all of you! hurry! hurry!
the voice you just heard belongs to the hero, Vegeta! you must do what he says! spread your cheeks above your head! don't you see the great ball of shit that Son Goku is making? you are all contributing to it! it is the only thing that can save us all! please, for the sake of your planet, and your underwear, lend him your toilet paper!