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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[โ€“] Esoteir@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

spirit-bomb

please, everyone! I need you to give me your toilet paper! hurry! anything you can spare! If you don't, we're all going to be destroyed! please, give me your tp! hurry!

vegeta-stare

people of earth! are you listening?! don't just stand there with your pants on! listen to me! Kakarot is asking you to lend him your toilet paper! you have to help him! he needs your help! he's shitting for all of us! this is the biggest poop he has ever shit! if we don't wipe, it will destroy us all! it's up to you now! you have to spread your cheeks and lend him your toilet paper! all of you! hurry! hurry!

pineapple-cool

the voice you just heard belongs to the hero, Vegeta! you must do what he says! spread your cheeks above your head! don't you see the great ball of shit that Son Goku is making? you are all contributing to it! it is the only thing that can save us all! please, for the sake of your planet, and your underwear, lend him your toilet paper!

[โ€“] godlessworm@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

cant argue w that