this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2025
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

I got run over by a parked car.

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

“Don’t take Tylenol” 🫲🍊🫱

[–] ultranaut@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

Like 79. No wait, 97.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

*Gestures broadly out the window.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I keep responding to you, don't I?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

I've never really tested my limits.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stupid enough to believe RFK Jr isn't an antivaxxer, but not so stupid you forget to breathe. It's a fine line.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We got ventilators. And ECMO. And parenteral nutrition.

...I think we actually have everything we need to keep a person 'alive' with a completely, literally absent brain.

At the very least, we could for sure pull it off with enough of a brain to manage things like smooth muscle contractility.

So, to answer OP's question, you can be all the way stupid. Like the literal fullest extent of a stretch of the word stupid.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this a challenge ? Look like a challenge

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I’m up for a challenge

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago