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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

China killed me for being too talented and successful so now I'm the specre of capitalism

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

We need to shut China down until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is true, it happened to me. I keep googling things like 'getting off Black Bar Cock' and it's associated acronym to try to remove it, but I am NOT getting the results I am looking for.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

The great firewall in action.

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I'm here for the CCP designed and approved Demolition Man sex helmet

[–] himeneko@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

chastity but its a black bar that follows you around wont stop me im built different

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

[–] Darkhipo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Request denied. You fill out form wrong. All wrong! You try again.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jokes on them, I can still have sex without using my penis smuglord

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh you bet your ass oral sex is banned too. Along with cybersex, sexting, sex by mail, hell even painting a picture of your titties lands you in the gulag.

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

this only scratches the surface, i tried to have a mental orgasm in china and they used the cuban migraine ray device to implant an engram of Xi Jinping wagging a finger at me into my brain