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luckily almost all the comments were pointing out how politically illiterate this is

i do love this guy tho who wrote a whole essay of just top tier reddit bullshit while putting on this tone like he’s the expert in the room explaining whats “really going on here” 😂

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 78 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Fascism won in the west by destroying all the language required to fight it

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

You’re making a joke but this has always been the case, and it’s not just a west thing.

In mixed company I take very explicit care to phrase any political opinion I may have as the logical conclusion of some kind of technocratic or even corporate-style “data-driven” framework and I never use words like socialism, communism, anarchism, or even left. At most I might throw out something like “Marx is actually really interesting if you look into what he writes, even if I don’t agree with everything in there, I think he fills a hole in the way most of us were taught to understand economics”. Certainly not a more exasperated and admittedly defeatist honest opinion about how we’ve made unlimited artificial hell by allowing a very narrow and predatory view of economics define what most people think economics even means but anyway

You’d be surprised how much many people who have a kneejerk reaction to words they find “yucky” are willing to accept.

The US and the West are special in that overt fascism and overt evil opinions are exploding in mainstream popularity, but the average conservative person who isn’t in a death cult can totally understand how feeding people can cut crime in half or whatever. Online lefty stuff tends to be either way too cerebral or way too blunt, but most of us know the successful labor movements weren’t groups of philosophers or irony poisoned shitposters. They were normal people who grasped pretty straightforward ideas.

In my country the biggest “”socialist”” party is an ethnosectarian feudal family’s political arm, complete with hereditary political succession. So the word socialist is not always the best one to use, since socialists is shorthand for one feudal family’s entourage. Repeat ad nauseam. Maybe politics in the US have been completely fucked since the 1950s, but I assure you, politics here in Lebanon and in many other places have been beyond fucked for much longer.

There’s strength in being able to use the right words where it’s needed but political discourse is fucked in different ways in different places.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

In mixed company

Same. I get chuds in my family to agree with the labor theory of value all the time. I just don't call it that.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You’d be surprised how much many people who have a kneejerk reaction to words they find “yucky” are willing to accept.

I've heard this in spaces like this one for a while. I think I've had some convos where I've seen what you mean IRL. If I'm being a bit pessimistic, I think it's more likely that you're saying things that the person has been primed to agree with because the "close enough to socialism" signifiers you're evoking are things that are already recuperated. They'll almost certainly sink back into the status quo when the propaganda grants them moral license to settle back into a comfort zone, and when capitalism inevitably crashes into itself they won't be ready just because you nudged them left a little bit (which got translated into them watching Severance or Andor, being reminded of you, and letting the TV do the activism for them).

The obvious counter is to say, hey, I was a lib once too. But I was pretty young when I started to question it based on the kinds of arguments I use in conversation today: "democracy is good for politics, why not the economy?" "what if instead of giving endless money to billionaires, we used it to fix everyone's necessities?" etc which aren't really the question. Those things are just planting the seed and you hope that it will germinate into the right one, which I think would be better phrased as "Why should we just accept that the current order of society is the way it must be?" and is the question that lies at the base of any kind of radicalism. The central problem with this model is that you only ask that when you've lost enough faith in the system, because it inherently requires you to accept the possibility of everything going away. I believe that the older you get, it gets a lot easier to set that faith in stone, and that faith doesn't always look like religious faith, it can look super different, like

  • Cynical: capitalism is the worst system, except for all the others we've tried
  • Jaded: socialism sounds great in theory, but it doesn't work because of human nature
  • Nietzschean: capitalism gives me the spot I have in the pyramid over all the untermensch, the world would be worse off with any kind of egalitarianism
  • Fascist: it's just right for the weak to fear the strong in the name of national/racial unity, despite what the Jews/globalists/queers say

All of those are rationalizations that calcify in people as the trauma of capitalism starts to form callouses, and it makes me think that the usual thought we have that sufficiently poor conditions will radicalize people is not complete; conditions by themselves might not radicalize a population that has convinced itself it can't do anything. And that might sound like doomer talk, but I mean it in a more dynamic sense than it comes across: I also think that the opposite is true, there are already large populations that live in radicalizing conditions but haven't been radicalized, so we don't need to wait for the crisis to keep worsening. Instead, we need a nucleation point of organization for them to be shaken into some kind of action (though this is where the fight against counterinsurgency, especially in the global north, is most prescient since every org will be infiltrated).

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

literally 1984

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 63 points 7 months ago

Dictatorship of the Bourgeoisie does Capitalist Things.

Politically unconscious idiot: "What are we, a bunch of commies?"

[–] miz@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

mixes elements of capitalism and socialism

this is the weakest fucking shit. do the two cows thing next you fucking moron

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

You have two cows. Your neighbor has two thousand cows. Your neighbor offers to buy out your two cows. If you refuse, your neighbor will slash the price he charges for milk to drive you under. You visit your representative about making this illegal, and you see he is drinking milk from your rich neighbor's farm. Soon you will have no cows, and wistfully imagine an alternative where the government only took one cow.

[–] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago

The essay is just: Communism is when the government does stuff and the more stuff it does the more communist it is!

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

i fucking hate how dumb americans are.

[–] xiwi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago

Amen to that

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That essay reads like ai slop

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I doubt it. There are two minus characters in lieu of a typographical em-dash and an apostrophe (without a match) instead of an actual quotation mark. These are fairly human mistakes that LLMs don't make.

Damn LaTeX is doing me dirty then maybe I should embrace slightly improper punctuation

[–] nefertum@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

I would usually expect people on reddit to be definition nerds and at least be able to pull up google to see how hilariously wrong this is.

[–] RaspberryTuba@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

The intel stake was non-voting shares, even. Fucking…

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Got a reddit link? I want to cringe

[–] KrasMazov@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 7 months ago

Fucking liberals

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

The core belief of communism is that the government does stuff

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Communistic by its opponents in power?

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

yeah I support the grand old party (1903)

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago