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Holy shit, that's pathetic. There aren't even going to be any big elections anytime soon.

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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Add cringe to the indictment.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Didn't he 'agree' with the results of the special counsel investigation?

The guy got fired by Trump for not bending the knee during the first term, stood by the results of an investigation that produced nothing, and is now getting imprisoned because he dared to not be completely servile back in like 2017 lmao

[–] miz@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

liberals are ready to vote right now if they could!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Beloved Country

Lemme guess. That's the title of his next book? He writes mysteries but if I'm right - that will be something else. A novel "based on real events" - maybe?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

comey confirmed russian agent, why else would he use a suspiciously russian prefix on a word, like belo-?

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

hell yeah all sorts of spineless libs complaining about chief spineless lib with misogynistic slurs. with allies like these we will surely depose fascism catgirl-heart

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's going to jail lmao

Imagine believing in institutions in this year of our lord 2025

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Signs you are upper class:

You believe in the institutions when they have been failing louder and louder for decades.

Last time I checked he was worth $15 million

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

A life of public service

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna [VOTE] a bunch of [POLITICIANS] into a [POLL] and we're gonna have a big [ELECTION RESULTS] skeleton-guns-akimbo

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For the love of god, VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

FOR GODS SAKE, VOTE TO OPEN THE SILO DOORS, THEYRE COMING FOR US, ITS OUR ONLY WAY OUT

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

im vooooooooooting foucault-madness

[–] WrongOnTheInternet@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ring lights reflected in the pupils is a look

[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

If I were a fascist catholic I'd be pointing at that and saying "woooow mark of the beast!!" all the damn time

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

James Comey? What year is this? chomsky-yes-honey

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago
[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

cw gross and nsfw allegoryNow, in this most trying of times, a time of hardship that surely no one who counts has ever experienced the likes of, what's really important is that you get out your tiny novelty constitutions, whip out your hog, and edge. Edge to the idea of George Washington. Edge to the idea of Manifest Destiny. Edge to our most exceptional civic cult. Edge like your life depends on it. So that when the permitted special political spectacle ritual day comes you too can come and tribute all over that laminated novelty constitution with all your heart that you may reinvigorate our holy civic cult with your vital essences and refresh the republic!

I mean what else is there to do but think happy thoughts and crank one out to the image of Columbia?

[–] Buptendo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Ill prolly be voting dem just to get a few years before a full collapse, i need to save money so i can leave the us permanently

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Comey is a Sliwaniac confirmed.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

When someone says something so Gwynphobic you gotta hit em with the Darkmoon stare

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i voted to open the pod bay doors hal. how could the left do this to ~~me~~ black people?