But I would read 500 words
And I would read 500 more
Just to be the man who read a thousand words
To lose the argument some more
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My favorite is when they scroll by ten links that agree with me only to zero in on a random fringe headline that disagrees
the sand grain paradox
Of course I do, I live in the US.
But you see, I have just now skimmed the wikipedia article. If you disagree, I'll scroll down to the 'criticisms' section. Checkmate, sweaty.
Not smarter, but perhaps (slightly) better informed? That's fair, I guess... thankfully none of my friends are annoying about it.