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US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve
(www.thebeaverton.com)
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2025
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Oh, this is one of those prediction satirical articles.
I ate this one like an apple.
Damn, this one really got me.
It really wasn't much different... Fuck that guy, and his shitty country. All the issues they have with Canada are self-inflicted.
He’s taking a note from Jesus’ teachings of “Love me or I’ll unleash agony upon you”
Hey! Jesus suffered severa hours!
/s
Yeah totally unexpected behavior from a 71 year old Dutch immigrant that was the chairman for Council for a Secure America, " A non partisan, non-profit organization focused on educating on the critical importance of the US-Israel relationship" that has PDF presentations on their website on why it was totally OK for Iran to be bombed.
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Is he performing for the administration or for us? If he's trying to win back Canadians, he's completely fucked it.
If he's trying to win social credit to ensure he's part of the new duma then he's doing a great job
I can't tell if you ate the ~~onion~~ beaverton or if you're just providing general commentary on the situation lol
General commentary, understandable though
Unfortunately this is too realistic and believable. When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality
Satire will continue until reality improves
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