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US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 1 month ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra has vowed to improve anti-American sentiment he sees in Canada, no matter how many illegal tariffs, forced annexations, or literal bombs it takes to do it.

“I’m disappointed that I came to Canada,” Hoekstra said during a public event in Halifax. “A Canada that it would be very easy to target with 500% steel tariffs, or one patriot missile aimed at Parliament Hill, I might add.” [...]

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[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is he performing for the administration or for us? If he's trying to win back Canadians, he's completely fucked it.

If he's trying to win social credit to ensure he's part of the new duma then he's doing a great job

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't tell if you ate the ~~onion~~ beaverton or if you're just providing general commentary on the situation lol

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

General commentary, understandable though