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What could possibly go wrong with going to war with Afghanistan?
This time it'll work!.
Sonofabitch, I'M IN!!
I hope they try
Oh waiter, waiter! More dead soldiers, please!
Based
doha agreement
No no you see, what we meant when we agreed "ongoing commitment to prevent any international terrorist groups or individuals, including al-Qa’ida and ISIS-K, from using Afghan soil to threaten the security of the United States, its allies and other countries" what we actually meant was no AMERICAN FUNDED terrorist organisations on afghan soil
Jokes aside, the important part of this agreement:
Consistent with the joint assessment and determination between the United States and the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan, the United States, its allies, and the Coalition will complete the withdrawal of their remaining forces from Afghanistan within 14 months following the announcement of this joint declaration and the U.S.-Taliban agreement, and will withdraw all their forces from remaining bases, subject to the Taliban’s fulfillment of its commitments under the U.S.-Taliban agreement.
Another thing...
“We’re trying to get it back,” Trump said. “We gave it to [the Taliban] for nothing,” he complained, adding that Bagram is “exactly one hour away from where China makes its nuclear missiles.”
Bagram airfield is 530km from the nearest China border. I don't pretend to know where they're making nuclear missiles but my guess it's somewhere in the desert which is another 400km in land of China.
“The Afghan people have never accepted a foreign military presence, and this issue was included in the Doha agreement,” Jalal told Sputnik, stressing that US military presence in Afghanistan “has become impossible.”
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i look forward to more yankee troops turning into pink mist