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In a video statement, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu called the growing MAGA conspiracy a ‘monstrous big lie.’

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[–] nozone@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is going to make the conspiracy nuts latch on even harder. You just Streisanded yourself, dumbass.

ps: The American right wing hates Jews almost as much as they hate Muslims.

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm not right wing, I'm not antisemitic, and I never liked Charlie Kirk.

Still think there's a good chance Netenyahu was involved in his death. I don't believe he acted alone though. Hours before he was killed the house and the Senate tried to investigate connections between Epstein, big banks like JP Morgan, Netenyahu, Elon Musk, and others. Republicans in the House and Senate blocked it and barely anyone noticed bc suddenly Charlie Kirk was assassinated and a bizarre series of incidents allowed the killer to get away.

Trump immediately began calling for war on the left and Elon Musk suddenly went on his white supremacy world tour.

The investigation into the suspect has been botched as fuck, and they claim that they had a note he wrote confessing to the murder but it was destroyed.

The House voted again yesterday and again Republicans blocked a subpoena of big banks involved in this connection. And once again barely anybody noticed bc the Trump admin is still distracting with war on the left avenging Charlie Kirk's murder (which they most likely helped carry out).

Kirk was rumored to have refused to accept money from Israel, but he also had been one of the few right wing propaganda outlets who backtracked after making the statement that he wouldn't talk about Epstein. He made the statement then after backlash from his fans he said he would keep covering it.

There were several powerful individuals that would have been very angry at him and also needed a big distraction right around the time he was assassinated. The question is who actually gave the order for the go ahead? Who orchestrated it and who sent who to carry it out?

P.s.: I love Jews and I love Muslims. I hate corrupt governments and individuals that use entire groups of humans as a scapegoat to distract from their own evil bullshit. We used to call people that did that Nazis.

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[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 11 points 2 days ago

And a big part of why they support Israel so much is that it's a way to get all the Jews out of America.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

As Netanyahu's open love for Charlie Kirk shows, Christofascim exists to direct hate towards Muslims. Replacement theory is about not letting Judeo-Christian "foundation of America" (1776, really?) get diluted by muslims and other ethnicities hatred of supremacists by their declaration of war in producing non-conforming future voters.

Anti semitism is the greatest tool for Zionist supremacist hate groups, like the ADL or Bill Ackman, to get a pretense for media airtime in which to advocate for genocide.

Proud boys members came to CA University protests in order to bash anti-genocide protestors. Hatred that is more focused on muslims than jews is the goal of Zionist supremacism, and the hatred of Jews, extremely useful to convincing simpletons that victimhood deserves their supremacism.

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago
[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It's clear that Zionist supremacism was a central issue in the murder. Netanyahu's absurdity statement proves it.

There are 2 wings of Christofascism. The dominant Zionist first, Judeo-Christofascism, and the obvious alternative of Groyper/Fuentes concern that Israel first rule over America feels wrong. Qatari funding to be against Zionist supremacist rule over America is simply not needed to understand that Israel first means Americans last.

Robinson, if he did it, seemed to be of Groyper wing of Christofascim. Kirk distancing himself from Ackman's Zionist absolutism, would make sense for Kirk's credibility even if devoted, as Netanyahu confirms, to Zionist supremacism rule over America. Kirk simply cannot be as demonic as Ackman on genocide and absolutist rule, and have his audience take him seriously.

It's not as though the US is going to investigate Ackman, Trump and anti-Mamdani mega donor, for any role in this, anymore than they let the dancing Israelis "there to document the event" flee the US after 9/11.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Ok, didnt ask.

[–] devedeset@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Somewhere in Iran a propaganda operative is sitting proud

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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

This sounds exactly what someone who did kill Charlie Kirk would say. /s

Real talk y'all, I didn't even really think to entertain that conspiracy until this.

Well there goes the Republicans plan to label Tyler as part of Hamas.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nothing strange here.

It's just like the formal declaration we all made as individuals, to deflect suspicion from ourselves.

Totally normal.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So they did, huh?

Israel admits they helped radicalize the right wing shooter.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Not sure why Israel would do that...not smart enough to come with a creative reason...but, damn, I'm a little suspicious now

[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

People, i know his goons gun down children in Gaza on the regular, but if you read the article it explains that several maggats have been accusing him of having a grudge against Kirk for his recent opposition to the aforementioned gunning down of children.

TLDR: He's not saying it out of the blue. People have been accusing him

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