i submit to my fascist shooting alien overlords
Its just a fucking bird
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so it was u
Thank you for your service 
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
Captain Kirk didn't appreciate the association with Charlie Kirk.
This gets me every time someone just says Kirk.
I really look forward to all the conspiracy theories Charlie's death will spawn. You've got "the US president secretly orders the death of ally to frame it on his political opponents and drown out discussion of his involvement with an elite pedophile ring" up for grabs, right there.
I think they're all too pro-Trump to ever pick that one up though. And the libs are too busy crying about the loss of an American Hero to even think of picking up conspiracy theories. It's been wild seeing libs cry more tears for this piece of shit than any of his actual allies, just pure spinelessness.
The liberals crying over this fuckhead are giving cover to the conservatives gearing up the fascism machine with lists of people who are glad he's dead and shit like that. They are directly making that shit happen
Kirk getting sacrificed to satan already dropped because the shape of that part of the campus he was in turns into an unequal shitty pentagram if you draw straight lines paranoidly enough.
The aliens were in contact with the USSR since the revolution. When Khrushchev reigned, he had a KGB campaign to kill most of the population who adored Stalin so the aliens space lifted them and they currently live in communist andromeda. The hit was ordered by the USSR on Kirk and was executed through the kenovians who are also in a proxy war with the jarudendrozoxi who believe in treat man theory.
who believe in treat man theory
Instead of one person ushering in a socialist revolution, its one person buying all the funko pops
the jarudendrozoxi who believe in treat man theory
That's only because their planet is the largest supplier of treats in the galaxy and so their whole society is built around it. They have a saying on Jarudendrozox IV, "He who controls the treats controls the universe."
Maybe the posadist guy was right all along...
it's true I saw it
This is better than my false flag psyop bit
Every time they abbreviate it CK I think Louis CK has reemerged from the comedy swamp
he did. he got “cancelled” for like 10 mins then came out and did the kevin james meme like “sooooooo yeah i did a thing” and everyone just forgave him. white men never face consequences
people will (rightly) go on and on about how supporting chris brown is bad but then if you say louis ck did anything wrong they excuse it and downplay it and act like you’re hysterical for saying this dude SA’d a bunch of women
Guess that Pokémon!
It's a Pikachute!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
i knew i could recognize the signs of a high angle relativistic hyper-magnetic neutronium slug
I'm interested in that bumper trim argument. New struggle session fodder?
Take me to your dweeber 