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[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Dude we should start a podcast

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

they literally should

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Man, that'd be a damn good "three older guys shooting the shit in a man cave" podcast.

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

kim - stav, putin - nick, xi - adam (sorry chairman)

[–] miz@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

are those [squints] Greek cigarettes?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago

Yanis Varoufakis accidentally gets his head in the frame when snapping a photo of the lads.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

Xi is clearly the cool RA who parties harder than you and only does his duty after he warned you to hide the bong before "random inspection."

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

Honestly? That room would be way better without putin there. He’s going to be the guy who smiles and says nothing all night and when you try talking to him, he’ll look at you like you’re crazy for even approaching him. Major buzzkill.

Xi otoh is probably the guy downing fifths while reciting the latest five year plan.

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 26 points 3 days ago

The sleep-over Trump wishes he had.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

“Hit unpause while he’s in the bathroom and charge your attack meter,” suggests Putin while Xi overhears, unamused.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

our uncles have met

[–] july@leminal.space 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

lol is this fake?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

first of all,, how dare you

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Multipolarity boys' night!

(So, who ships Xi/Kim, and who ships this threesome? Come on, it's in no worse taste than Lenin/Stalin or Brezhnev/Honecker or (my OTP) Nazhezda/Rosa.)

[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

xi/kim 100%

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

I wish the "socialist kiss" was still traditional and practiced, that Brezhnev/Honecker pic is everything and I desperately want an Xi/Kim one to also exist. (I don't even go for men. I just find old commie yaoi funny and that makes it hot in a "someone else might be turned on by that, and I'm happy for the happy couple" way.)

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Playing EDH with proxies they printed on cardstock and taped to bits of cardboard.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

That's {my boys that| (Putin: critical support)} were laughing just out of frame!

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

best sleepover ever

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is that NL?

[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

id know that dome from a kilometer away