"I had the honor to transport his remains from Utah to Arizona" his neckless corpse? and "He was a good husband because he never raised his voice or cursed at his wife" is a big self-report on how these people see relationships and jibes with absolutely everything I've ever seen from these trad freaks. first allusion to left-wing extremism took about 8 or 9 minutes. Hell yeah this is gonna be weird, I might have to stay tuned in.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He was a good husband because he never raised his voice or cursed at his wife

so already a miles better husband than Steven Blake Crowder

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

not commenting on charlie specifically, but just because someone meets that criteria doesn’t mean they can’t also be controlling and manipulative

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Also I don't believe him

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago

yes, it's just that Crowder is a public domestic abuser

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago

It's because they both have a back catalog of small face memes. He is imminently qualified for this role.

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This assassination has Trump giving off 'long hair don't care' vibes

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm not going to parties because of my infarcted cerebral arteries"

[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

he absorbed his energy

[–] rufuscrispo@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

blood and slurs

[–] prole@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Coming at ya LIVE from the white house it's ya boy JD. Be sure to smash that subscribe button and visit our sponsor, Rooms To Go! Our first topic today, is PBS state run media?

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Appropriate, since he's also a debatelord pet of a billionaire

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm now picturing a fight staged like a Pokémon battle.

Peter Thiel: Blood Boy, I choose you!

jaby-vance

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Call into the Charlie Kirk Show
Request Talkin' Out Da Side Of Ya Neck
Radio is saved!

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Any calls they would take would be heavily screened beforehand, or even just flat out faked. They wouldn't actually risk the public expressing an opinion about this, they need the public to think only their preapproved thoughts on this.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I know but its funny to imagine some prank calls

[–] Moonstruck_Theorist@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is JD Vance the Milennial Jon Stewart for the Right?

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you really forgetting the cool kid philosopher?

shapiro-poplar

[–] Moonstruck_Theorist@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hm, I did, I guess that makes him the Milennial Stephen Colbert for the Right