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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How close to other coins does it have to be for eating?

How much gold do we have atm?

Divide coins into pairs of 2. After 1 hour the stack that only has one coin is the evil one. Or the total gold is too much to do this, then create stacks of N and repeat each hour with the stack that shrunk.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The coin is a primitive but sentient being who is only interested in eating gold. Attempting to detect it will make it dormant for an unspecified amount of time

[–] notabot@piefed.social 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Time to melt down all your gold and recast it, or does that just give you lots of coins that are a bit peckish, rather than one greedy one?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

and thus came to be the kingdom whose coins randomly devour other coins once a generation on average

[–] notabot@piefed.social 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking that they'd just be a bit nibbly. Every so often, when you reach into your coin pouch wearing a gold ring, you feel something grab your finger. When you pull your hand out, you find a coin clamped on to the ring and growling quietly.

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Honestly sounds adorable.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Thanks, I hate it.

Now we need a pouch for every single coin, for an undefined time, because we can't be sure if we have already spent it.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was gonna say... this is annoying, and you probably lose a good chunk of gold before you notice, but it's really easy to deal with if you have any amount of downtime

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t this be insanely don’t I play with? Like idk what kind of shenanigans good dnd players can get up to

[–] notabot@piefed.social 15 points 4 days ago

Go to BBEG's town, incur a fine and pay with the coin. Once it gets deposited in their tresuary sit back and wait for the anguish screams as they realize their hoard has vanished.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Their DM, the cycle of abuse continues.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

You know what, I just had an idea, let's exchange all our gold for COPPER coins. I want a CASTLE MADE OF COPPER COINS!

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Or...

Dump all your gold on the floor and cast detect magic.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

what does it poop?