“paws off my cannon”, a book that, and I quote: “teaches kids about the importance of the Second Amendment and self-defense. The story follows Bongo the gorilla and his friend Bonnie as they debate whether to ban coconut cannons after a hyena uses one to attack them, with Bongo arguing that the cannons are necessary for protection against the hyenas. The book aims to promote the idea that taking away weapons from law-abiding citizens does not deter criminals and can lead to more chaos.”
HIS COCONUT GUN CAN FIRE IN SPURTS IF HE SHOOTS YA IT'S GONNA HURT